Fire Marshall Jonno

Everyone in life should have a purpose, it makes people feel valued and useful.... However sometimes you really should re-evaluate your decisions.

On this particular chilly evening, we were getting set for some celebratory drinks, we decided that our lovely Jonno's purpose, would be incharge of the fire outside. What could possibly go wrong i hear you say.

Now Jonno is not a sensible man, and hind sight, is a wonderful thing.

It was only when Jonno appeared slightly later on in the evening, with a smokey exterior, and missing the 'now somewhat singed' hairs from his hands and arms, we realised what a grave mistake we had made.

Jonno, being from South Africa, does not do things by halves, and he had fulfilled his role of the evening, but in somewhat spectacular fashion. He had indeed, kept the wood going on the fire.....ALL OF IT!! In pretty much one go, Its safe to say that no one got cold, and whats a few missing eyebrows between friends?